Driver Blames Little Green Men For Ticket

"Desperate drivers hit by council fines have come up with some unusual excuses in a bid to escape having to cough up, according to a new report." 

That was the opening line of a story on Sky news

Excuses included spotting a UFO, claiming colour blindness, it was raining and I had to pick up and an injured dog.

I had to laugh at "I was only sleeping in the back of the car"... waiting for his chauffeur no doubt... lol